Bonjour, Je m'appelle Brandi
And I'm five feet of fury.
And I'm five feet of fury.
how to kiss
[step 1] open your mouth as wide as possible. make sure to stick out your tongue as far as you can, too, since kisses are like, 90% that thing
[step 2] find someone to kiss. you will know they want to kiss because their tongue will also be extended at full length
[step 3] move in for the kill
I laughed so hard..
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Dog doesn’t eff around.
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