Bonjour, Je m'appelle Brandi
And I'm five feet of fury.

how to kiss

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

[step 1] open your mouth as wide as possible. make sure to stick out your tongue as far as you can, too, since kisses are like, 90% that thing

[step 2] find someone to kiss. you will know they want to kiss because their tongue will also be extended at full length

[step 3] move in for the kill

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I laughed so hard..

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The fuuuuuuuuck.

The fuuuuuuuuck.

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